Free Services

Let me ask you a few questions: 

 

Are you the kind of person that believes that the best things in life are free?

Do you think that someone should never pay for sex?

Do you think that your better half the most beautiful person in the world?

 

Well then this essay is for you (and every other psycho that enjoys the idea).

 

If you belong to the group of people I have just described, I have news for you. You are wrong. Nothing, but absolutely nothing that has value is free, no one product, book, service, anything you can think off that really has quality is free. It’s reality, live with it.

I can tell you even more, unless you are a movie star or a rock star, your partner is probably not the best looking person in the world. (Those are expensive, which probably is the most distant thing from free that you can find and you probably can’t afford it).

 

Well my friend do not falter. Behold and rejoice, for I possess the solution to these issues, while respecting all believes described above. Please step into my office and follow my thought.

 

If we can have no cost services backed up by advertisement, like internet, car renting and even television to some point, why can’t we have deluxe escort services in the same manner? What does this solve say you?

Well, you could be pleasured by a quality grade 12 person for absolutely no fee. Just ignore the Gillette sticker in his face or the “Lubed by Castrol” sticker in her back and enjoy the ride.

It is probably the best thing in life, its free (you are paying, but not actively so it doesn’t really counts) and they still may not be the best looking persons in the world but they sure as hell are higher in rank that your significant other.

Just think about it…

Metal Storm

An hour at lunch

I think Lewis Carol said it best in his novel “The Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland” -
“Who’s the more foolish – the fool, or the fool who follows him?”
That said, on our lunch hour we try and follow….
And today’s topic was…

Rim jobs aka Rimming

By definition, a person who has a job working at RIM, or as someone so elegantly put it in our trustworthy Urban Dictionary

Rim jobs are the untold truth of no barriers relationships.
Some try to put it in a way that sounds almost pleasant, but come on, the tongue was not built for that, or was it?
Sure that’s an area with a lot of nervous connections but so is your penis, and do you get a tongue ?…
oh wait, maybe you can get someone tongue down there…
I see possibilities here…
This can turn out to be a nice experience after all.

But even this is nothing new, it has even been done by the ‘this is not sex’ President.

And as long as she’s down there… hell!, lets live dangerously.

So tell us your experiences and come back for the second installment of our lunch hour.

Mohebius