Love thy neighbour…

March 19, 2008

“Love hinders death. Love is life. All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love. Everything is, everything exists, only because I love. Everything is united by it alone. Love is God, and to die means that I, a particle of love, shall return to the general and eternal source.”

Leo Tolstoy – War and Peace – Book XIII, Ch. 16

Today we’ll conduct a poll with the objective of discovering where do you stand on lacie underwear.

A – It’s a must
B – Yes i like it
C – Does it show?
D – Been there, done that.
E – Under where???

I myself am a firm believer on fancy underwear. I mean, if they must use it we might as well enjoy it.
And nothing says more about a woman than her underwear and the way she reveals it.
Underwear is like advertising. If used properly it can sell everything.

And then there is the all lingerie thing. Man i do love lingerie. All women should wear lingerie.
If they would the marriages would last longer, or why do you think man have affairs? Because mistress sluts wear better lingerie.
And of course, suck better… On the “Marriage Manual for Wives” there should be an entire chapter for wearing lingerie, and of course, one for the art of sucking.

But the thing that appeals the most to me is how graphic everything is when good lingerie is involved: you instantly know that it will be an awesome ride! If you get one actually hot girl wearing some granny underpants, you always get that shiver that says “oh shit, it goes all the way to her ears, kind of feeling”, even if the girl is actually a sex goddess…
Of course no sex goddess would wear such a fucking ugly thing (not even on laundry day, after a tornado in the middle of the rain forest). But with goodol’ laced underwear you’ll feel right as rain (and you’ll be holding yourself back from jumping on that like a lightning).

So if you get a choice, choose lingerie, choose awesome, choose living la vida loca, choose sucking without braces.

Mohebius & Charoum.