Einy Minee Miny Moe

“I would do what I pleased, and doing what I pleased, I should have my will, and having my will, I should be contented; and when one is contented, there is no more to be desired; and when there is no more to be desired, there is an end of it.”

Miguel Cervantes – Don Quixote (pt. I, bk. IV, ch. XXIII)

So everything is done with and end in view. The problem is that most of the times things take a strange turn before getting to the end, and some times even after that.

Take STDs for example. For the most absent minded, STD does not stand for Synchronous Twat Dyslexia, but for Sexual Transmitted Diseases.
They are, for some, a modern day plague, for others a way for God to punish the sinners, and to all of them i say, take your heads out of your asses…

I’m as ok as the next man with everybody fucking around, but I’m not ok with some one giving me surprise presents. It’s just a thing I’ve been nursing ever since i was a kid… it’s called Life.

If you want to fuck around go right ahead but use protection, be that knight in shinny armor (maybe even with a tip that glows in the dark, with a little trick i like to call 235 uraniummmm) that she wants, and giver her the ride of her life, or even yours.

And then when you get home after twelve hours of sweat-glowing pleasure, imagine you find out that your partner give you more than you bargained for, and that Chernobyl, compared to your down under is like the garden of paradise.

So wise up and keep that glowing thing away from me…

Mohebius