A little bird whispered in my ear…
February 22, 2008
“I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, ‘Come!’ I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine, and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth”
Book of Revelations 6:7-8
Most of the time I’m sitting at some random meeting at work, I’m amazed by the amount of bullshit that’s spit out in one single meeting. The amount of crap some executive can throw at you is unbelievable. If you don’t pay attention, you’ll be fucked in no time. You’ll have to work more, do more, produce more, and with a little bit of luck, be paid less.
Speaking of which, we have clergy. Yes, you totally read that right: religion is bullshit.
According to the holy church, there’s a man who lives in the sky, who watches everything you do at every single moment (yes, that includes your everyday private jerking-off-moment-while-contemplating-your- totally-nonexistent-sex-life) and this man has a list of ten things you shouldn’t do. And if you do any of those things, you’ll spend the rest of this eternity in the fiery damnation of Hell! …but He loves you!
Oh and did i mention that He also doesn’t give a shit? Look at all the famine, all war, not enough rape, and we could not leave without mentioning George Bush (junior) …
This is the point where you go ‘No He cares about us, his child died for us’, and the i say ‘yes, that’s true, but also happened in a time when chickens had teeth’.
Come on, if you still believe in that, the you should also consider Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. At least they don’t throw you to eternal damnation if you spit on the side walk or try to rape your neighbour… Wait, that one is actually against the law, strike that one…
And so we part, I’m now going to repent my sins and pay a Dominatrix to expiate them for me.
Charoum & Mohebius
